Story: When I bought my house it had been on the market for two months, no offers. I swooped in and straight snatched that house from the sellers, getting WAY under asking. Fast forward five years, now I gotta sell this sloppy slouch mover. In walks my angel: the one, the only....Sophia. She was like, get all this stuff out of here and listen to me and lemme make your house look like a southwestern instagram moment and I was like, okay queen. Guess what? My house sold in 12 hours with six offers over asking, finalizing at 30k over asking. Was my house nicer than when I bought it? Hell no, I'm lazy. Was the neighborhood cooler than when I bought it? Wayyyyy less cooler actually, because my neighbor had picked up the hobby of IN STREET DRONE FLYING. The only difference was Sophia.