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Waffles Taste Better Mathematically

By Britney Marr, March 29, 2019

They just do — it’s math. Can’t argue with math.

Pancakes are delicious, there’s no denying it. They’re large. They’re a little sweet. They’re fluffy and crispy on the edges. They’re golden brown and stacked up. And steaming and covered in all the things that we love. If they were big enough, we would crawl between those layers and snuggle in. Snuggle in for the good long haul and count ourselves lucky to do so.

But they’re not waffles. And here’s the secret of their superiority.

It’s the surface area. A waffle’s got so much more surface area than a pancake. Three to four times as much — in each little individual cup! That’s at minimum triple the brown, sweet, crispiness. At least thrice the nice. It’s like the human brain, except in this case, instead of increased surface area leading to greater and more numerous synaptic pathways — it’s an explosion of flavor and texture!

Plus all the little ways you can fill each of those flaky reservoirs adds to waffles’ excellence exponentially. A pancake you can only add toppings and love on a 2 dimensional plane — a waffle’s got 3 dimensional possibilities of wonder! If I had to graph this phenomenon, imagine an upward-trending line leading right to my big, waffle-crumb-covered smile.

Prove me wrong. Do the math yourself at Batter Griddle & Drinkery.

Britney Marr

Broker, Buyer's Specialist

Born and raised in Portland, Britney is a native Oregonian who appreciates everything this beautiful state has to offer. A business graduate of Portland State University, she explored different career paths, ultimately deciding her long time interest in real estate is where her passion lies. Many years in the restaurant industry and small business management have taught her unparalleled organizational and communication skills and how to please clients of all kinds. Combining this with her knowledge of the area to help her clients find the perfect home makes her excited to take on any challenge. When not working she can be found hiking in the Columbia Gorge, trying new restaurants in Portland's food scene and volunteering in her sister's 4th grade classroom.
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