Blog Stories If you like to pee in the shower....

If you like to pee in the shower….

By Yascha Noonberg, February 14, 2018

… then the bathroom in this foreclosure condo in SW Portland is for you!

PLUS…don’t worry about your phone breaking when you drop it on these extra soft sub floors!

If that isn’t enticing enough, the recent substantial HOA special assessment will make sure you don’t accumulate any of that pesky cash flow if you decide to rent it out.

If you would like to be talked out of purchasing this or any other unwise investment properties, reach out to me and I’ll gladly show you something else!

Yascha Noonberg

Principal Broker – Certified Residential Investment Specialist

503-810-6312

Yascha Noonberg

Principal Broker | ADU Specialist | OR

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Consistently featured as one of the Top 50 Brokers in Portland. Certified Residential Investment Specialist "Yascha is absolutely an asset, not only to his clients, but his industry as a whole as an example of how REALTORS® should strive to conduct business...
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