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Popsicle Stick Jokes

By Living Room Realty, June 27, 2019

With the temps rising and the sun shining, it’s time for every kids favorite summer treat, popsicles! Whether or not you are still one to partake in this sticky sweet treat, you still deserve to enjoy the cringe-inducing jokes and puns found on the sticks.

Sorry… but also you’re welcome.

 

Where Do Spaghetti And Sauce Go To Dance?

The Meat Ball.


What Kind Of Band Plays Snappy Music?

A Rubber Band.


How do pigs talk?

Swine Language.


What’s the best side of the house to put the porch on?

The outside.


What did the volcano say to his girlfriend?

I lava you.


AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

What’s the dirtier it gets the whiter it is?

A politician.

BOOM.

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