Blog Stories Popsicle Stick Jokes

Popsicle Stick Jokes

By Living Room Realty, June 27, 2019

With the temps rising and the sun shining, it’s time for every kids favorite summer treat, popsicles! Whether or not you are still one to partake in this sticky sweet treat, you still deserve to enjoy the cringe-inducing jokes and puns found on the sticks.

Sorry… but also you’re welcome.

 

Where Do Spaghetti And Sauce Go To Dance?

The Meat Ball.


What Kind Of Band Plays Snappy Music?

A Rubber Band.


How do pigs talk?

Swine Language.


What’s the best side of the house to put the porch on?

The outside.


What did the volcano say to his girlfriend?

I lava you.


AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

What’s the dirtier it gets the whiter it is?

A politician.

BOOM.

Contact Living Room

You might also enjoy

Nehalem Hideaway

Tosha Reinmiller

Tucked along the North Oregon Coast, “Nehalem Hideaway” is a beautifully crafted detached home built within...

Just Listed! Thoughtfully Updated in Laurelhurst

Erika George & Kari

316 NE 44th Ave Portland, OR 97213 Thoughtfully updated Laurelhurst Craftsman with a beautifully designed backyard,...

Just Listed! LEFT YOUR HEART IN SF? FOUND IT!

Bonnie Roseman

1232 SE Belmont St Portland, OR 97214 Nostalgic for the City by the Bay? Beyond the...

Just Listed! Spring Into This Charming Cottage

Rachel Cardman-Brewer

4011 SE 113th Ave Portland, OR 97266 Step into this sunny, light filled home that is...