All Of My Clients Drive Subarus

All of my clients drive Subarus.
Ok, Maybe like 80%
Ok, actually, if I want to get Virgo about it only 52.9%
What is it about these cool cats and kittens?
Why do Subaru Drivers seek me out?
I don’t know, but here’s the overlap thus far:

They are outdoorsy, there is likely some type of bike, kayak, or similar car attachment.
They grew at least 16.2 plant varieties: tomatoes, herbs, and scarlet runner beans usually make the list.
They wear their masks, at all times, respectfully, no questions asked.
They eat at my favorite pizza places, specifically Dove Vivi.
They are resourceful. If something needs to happen, they will make it happen.
They remind me of old Portland. Ahhhhhhh.
They still stop for pedestrians.
They know really good bands to check out. Like REALLY good.
They have 1.1 dogs, SADLY Not one of them believe in cats.
You guessed it, they listen to NPR.
They are hands on and handy, if they can’t fix it, they know someone that can.
They have considered being vegan at one point or another.
They’re all 100% ready for a side-gig in real estate. I mean they are really so good.
Fred Meyer who? They shop at farmers markets. New seasons if they are feeling cute.

After careful review of this list.
I too am considering a purchase of a Subaru.